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Handerpants Underpants For Your Hands
Let Me Slip Into Something More Comfortable Are you leaving your digits out in the open for all to see? Have a little decency. Seriously. Apply the shame of nudity to your extremities with these Handerpants and never worry about people seeing your dirty, unsightly mitts...- $ 19.95
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Star Wars Boba Fett 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
He's No Good To Me Dead Boba Fett is a Mandalorian warrior and one of the most feared bounty hunters in the galaxy. A genetic clone of his "father" bounty hunter Jango Fett, Boba Fett learned combat and martial skills from a young age....- $ 39.95
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80’s Retro TV Game Controller w/ 200 Games Built-In
Introducing the 80's Retro TV Games Controller - the perfect throwback for any gaming fan! Packed with 200 games, this nostalgic device is sure to provide endless hours of entertainment. Don't miss out on reliving the fun of the past with this epic controller!- $ 29.95
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Color Changing LED Cube Bluetooth Speaker
Get ready to elevate your listening experience with the quirky and fun Color Changing LED Cube Bluetooth Speaker! Boasting of color-changing LED lights, this speaker brings a touch of playfulness to your music. With its Bluetooth compatibility, the benefits of seamless connectivity are at...- $ 49.95
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World's Loudest Squawking Pigeon
A laugh getter for pigeon fanciers Why a Squawking Pigeon? We strive for true novelty innovation, but sometimes a slight variation is enough to make a new classic. This takes the idea of the Squawking Rubber Chicken and turns it into a squab squawker...- $ 18.95
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Bigfoot Nodder Head Bobble Statue
Bigfoot Is My Copilot Bigfoot does not envy you having to drive everywhere. He’s out there feeling the earth on his big feet and taking it easy. So, instead of stewing about traffic during your commute, why not imagine you're searching for Bigfoot? Better...- $ 18.95
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Pho Candy
What The Pho? It’s soup in candy form! This tan and green striped hard Pho Candy tastes like herby Vietnamese Pho. They’re un-pho-gettable! If you can’t get any real pho, these are a reasonable pho-similie! Come For The Candy, Stay Pho The Endless Puns ...- $ 9.95
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Finger Possum
Packed With Possum Personality When you put on these Finger Possum Finger Puppets, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. This set of three 2" tall soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers...- $ 3.95
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Kitty Playing Cards
The Perfect Deck For Playing Old Maid It doesn't mater if you have cats or not, these Kitty Playing Cards are gonna be the highlight of your next poker night! These purr-fectly illustrated playing cards bear all sorts of breeds, including dog and mouse Joker...- $ 11.95
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Finger Raccoon
Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...- $ 3.95
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Finger Unicorn
A Fairytale Told On Your Fingers Nothing makes your fingers more magical and whimsical than these Finger Unicorns! That's right, nothing. Not rings, not little tattoos, not even that nail polish that has a name like "unicorn tears" or "unicorn fantasy" and it's like,...- $ 2.95
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Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle
The Missing Piece In Your Lazy Sunday Oh yeah, it's all coming together! This Glow Chamber 1000 Piece Glow-in-the-Dark Puzzle is a must-have for Archie McPhee fans, featuring an all-over glow in the dark graphic of their most popular products. Not only that, it includes a...- $ 29.95
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Office Possum Hanging Prank Toy
The Best Way To Have A Possum Indoors As much as you dream that it will eventually happen, you probably wouldn’t actually want a live possum as an officemate. Sure, you’d constantly get the affectionate glare and toothy smile that we’ve come to expect...- $ 34.95
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Pizza Candy
Every Piece Is Like A Slice The only (ONLY!) bad thing about pizza is that you can’t fold it up and carry it around in your pocket without making a big mess. Pizza Candy, however, gives you a sweet slice that is easily transportable...- $ 9.95
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Super Genius Mints
Good For Mint-al Health Ok, honestly, we're not clear on whether Archie McPhee's Super Genius Mints are meant for those who are already gifted with intellect, or those who are in desperate need of it. But hey, everyone could use a mint once in...- $ 6.95
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Game Of Thrones Iron Throne 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
I Build Models And I Know Things The iron throne is for the king of the seven kingdoms, located in the great hall of the red keep in the city of king's landing. It was forged from 1,000 swords that had been surrendered to...- $ 24.95
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Glow In The Dark Finger Tardigrade
Make Friends With These Micro-Animals Tardigrades are so tiny, you could already have them on your fingers and not even know. But these Glow In The Dark Finger Tardigrades are still as small and adorable as they come, no microscope needed! Plus, they glow in...- $ 3.95
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Fried Chicken Candy
If Only It Came In Extra Crispy If it were economically feasible, they'd sell Fried Chicken Candy in a cardboard bucket. Instead, it’s a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin filled with 2.5 oz. of individually wrapped chicken-flavored candy. What the cluck? Add some savory...- $ 9.95
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Star Wars Darth Vader Helmet 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
I Find Your Lack Of Faith Disturbing In 1977, The Dark Lord of the Sith force-choked his way into the hearts of America! The Metal Earth Darth Vader Helmet model is a replica of arguably one of the most iconic images in the world....- $ 19.95
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Stress Tardigrade
Melt Away Misery Microscopically Tardigrades, or water bears as they’re lovingly referred to, are so tiny, you never know when they’re around. Archie McPhee's Stress Tardigrade is a 4-1/2" squishy polyurethane foam version of the microscopic marvel so you can not only see it, but also squeeze...- $ 12.95
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Marvel Avengers Iron Man 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist Wounded, captured and forced to build a weapon by his enemies, billionaire industrialist Tony Stark instead created an advanced suit of armor to save his life and escape captivity. Now with a new outlook on life, Tony uses his money...- $ 24.95
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7" Lightup Dream Catcher
A Highly Detailed Dream Catcher That Glows Dream catchers are an integral part of several Native American cultures. They are part of a rich tradition that has translated over into mainstream cultural consciousness. You really see it shining through in this 7-inch illuminated dream...- $ 29.95
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9.5" Tornado Color Changing Lamp
A 9.5-Inch Colored Tornado Light This tornado light has a lot of the same shape, contours and physical looks of a classic wax & mineral oil “Lava Lamp” but it gives it a creative twist. If you look inside you will see a tornado...- $ 29.95
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8" Traffic Light Table Lamp
An 8-Inch Tall Novelty Traffic Light Traffic lights are a common part of everyday life. You find them everywhere on the streets, at crossings, and sometimes even small models like this 8-inch novelty traffic light. It’s a perfect prop for desks, displays, and just...- $ 29.95
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Chicken Slingshot
A One-Piece Rubberized Chicken Slingshot Spit ball launchers, poo sling shots, and wedgie launches all have one potentially fatal flaw. It takes at least two or more components to shoot their payload, and the slightest flaw can shut the whole thing down. You don’t...- $ 4.95
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Fart Sound Machine Box w/ 12 Raunchy Rippin' Farts
Oh... that was unexpected! Be thankful that this naughty sound machine doesn't include smells! The Fart Sound Machine Box is guaranteed to put off any intruders!- $ 19.95
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Sprinkles Unicorn Sprinkle Shakers
Introducing the Unicorn Sprinkler Shaker! Decorating your cupcakes and tray bakes has never been so magical. Use this legendary creature-turn-practical receptacle to dust your sweet treats with sparkle and glitz for an instant dazzling effect. Simply fill this marvelous creature with delicious goodies and...- $ 19.95
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Tiki Totem Pole Pen
Totem If You Got 'Em For rumrunners & cocktail shakers, you need a pen that declares your need for more tiki kitsch! These authentic looking ballpoint Tiki Pens are carved to resemble real life totem poles and make a fun addition to your pen organizer....- $ 9.95
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Chemistry Terrarium Kit
A conical flask with a side window to create a terrarium. Contains all you need to build a mini eco-system; coir, sand, activated charcoal and pebbles. Just add your favorite plants. The perfect gift for a green fingered friend! Bring out your inner scientist...- $ 54.95
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Solar Powered Sun Frosted Mason Jar
Sun jars are solar powered lights in a frosted glass mason jar with watertight seal. Switches on automatically in the dark. 1x Rechargeable 700 mAh NI-MH battery included. Open the jar, switch to ‘charge’ & leave in direct sunlight. Once charged, your festive light...- $ 39.95
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Guitar Case Lunchbox
Portable tin lunchbox in a cool guitar style with a set of stickers to customize & convenient carry handles with easy grip to take on the go. It's the perfect gift for any Rock star. Made from Food Grade materials, its safe for contact...- $ 24.95
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Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls
Tickle My Upper Lip Pink These Stylish Pink Mustaches for Girls by Archie McPhee are made specifically to accentuate feminine features. Finally, a mustache designed for her! A Pink Girly Mustache For Every Day Of The Week You'll get seven styles of these Stylish Pink Mustaches for...- $ 4.95
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Dragonlore Desk Clock
The spectacular time dragon, sleeps his timeless guard upon an engraved stone that reads 'time, greatest of treasures'. Approximate Dimensions:Width 5.04" x Height 2.76" x Depth 1.77" Origin: Designed in England, manufactured in China Materials: Resin, Clock Mechanism- $ 45.95
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Shrunken Head Ham Sculpture Kit Gift Box
Only Nerds Use Apples For Their Shrunken Heads It happens to the best of us... you found the perfect thing for your significant other's birthday, but they saw your search history and now you need to throw them off the scent until the actual giving of...- $ 13.95
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Lunch Meat Notebooks
Composition Cold Cuts Every period is lunch when you're scribing on salami! These mini Lunch Meat Notebooks will have you engrossed in your note-taking like never before, but the people sitting around you might have a hard time concentrating. Meat Your New Favorite Notebook...- $ 9.95
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Emergency Cat Sound Machine
All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...- $ 24.95
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Yes or No Answer Button
So Much Better Than Flipping A Coin Life is complicated, but what if you could get conclusive answers at the press of a button? This 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm), plastic Yes or No Answer Button gives...- $ 24.95
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Nose Pencil Sharpener
Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it...- $ 7.95
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The Scream Bandages
Shout, Let It All Out, These Are The Bandages You Can't Do Without Edvard Munch’s The Scream is an expression of existential pain, so we thought Archie McPhee's The Scream Bandages would be the perfect thing for dealing with actual owies. We All Scream For Bandages This 3-3/4"...- $ 13.95
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Rubber Chicken Bandages
From Tears Of Pain To Tears Of Laughter If laughter is the best medicine, then these Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you! Each of the fifteen large, 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm), sterile strips is decorated with...- $ 13.95
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Raven Bag
An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted with a metal curb...- $ 45.95
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Racing Roach Pull Toy Prank
3… 2… 1… SCATTER! Pull back on these Racing Roaches, release them, and they’ll tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) soft vinyl and plastic insects are...- $ 9.95
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Pickle Finger
Perfect For Pickle Pointing And Pickle Poking William Pickle Fingers was a legend in his own brine. Once upon a time, William burned his hands on a wood stove and then stuck them in a jar of pickles (given to him by a thoughtful,...- $ 2.95
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Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet
It Behooves Your Hand To, You Know, Be Hooves Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain... MAGIC! You need Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet! Handicorn will transform your former fist into the...- $ 14.95
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Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombie
Exposed Brains, Grievous Wounds... These Zombies Have It All Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, Archie McPhee's 1-3/4" to 2" tall undead Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombies come in five different styles and make great Halloween party...- $ 4.95
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Bigfoot Finger Feet (1 Each)
In Search Of... Your Own Hand You’ve been searching for a long time, but you’ve finally stumbled across the source of those mysterious footprints in the woods: Bigfoot Finger Feet. Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for?...- $ 5.95
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Black and White Finger Monster
Not So Colorful Monsters Black and White Finger Monsters: the black and white version of Archie McPhee's world-famous Finger Monsters! It’s what they might have looked like if they starred in a silent movie. These are less garish and way classier than regular Finger Monsters. Finger...- $ 4.95
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Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hand red
A Hideous Transformation Takes Place... What if your normal, unassuming hand turned into a monster at night? You don’t really have an ancient curse that makes that possible, but if you did, you’d probably have claws like these Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hands on...- $ 4.95
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Finger Brain
Great Minds? Finger Like They're squishy! They're rubbery! They're full of weird little ridges... maybe that's where we keep the thoughts? In any case, these soft Finger Brains are great for gifts, gags, and in some cases, anatomically accurate models that are built to...- $ 5.95
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Leech Bandages
Dr. Leech Will See You Now Why put a leech on these Leech Bandages? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue? Turns out a leech gets the blood flowing around wounds and restores...- $ 13.95
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